Ok I got Issue 11, just to complete the set.
I have to say I am VERY much relived this is the last issue.
If the future issues were going to be of such poor quality bury Voltron now, and put some KY in
the coffin for the ass raping he received in 10 and 11.
The story was, well to be frank there was no story. Most of the book was the Voltron force
deciding what to do while taking a break to make pot shot at VV. "Voltron Junior".
I'd love to, as is my usual style, go into an eloquent review explaining why in detail the lack of
story of this comic sucked so bad but there are only so many ways one can say bull shit smells.
Instead I will take you on visual tour.
*NOTE* Remember no matter how the stuff below sucks the writing wasn't even worth
mocking!!!!!
Now we will start with a role call.
Keith and Lance of the Voltron Afro Force!

Pidge Potter! Computer Genius and Quiddich Champ!

The Incredible Hunk! You wont like him when he's hungry!

And of course, last but not least, the force is with her and so are we!
Princess Allureia!

Rounding out the Voltron cast is an old friend. The one, the only, the
great, King Alfor Lazy-Eye

Now that we know every body I'll tell you a little about them.
First of all I have to warn you that Allura has had an unfortunate accident
with a door. It seems she ran into it and it flattened out her face.

If you mention it she'll throw a fit, and boy does she have a BIG mouth

Well maybe a new hair cut and a rugged manly physique will improve her self image!

She's not the only one with problems though.
Lance was devastated to find he was losing his hair.

At first he was just sad.

Then he turned to drugs, seeking to become more 'mellow'
</p>Then he ran out of money so turned to his friend Harry, er I mean Pidge for some quick cash

When Pidge refused to help enable his habit he, well the picture speaks for it's self.

Keith on the other hand has ran afoul of a hair spraying robeast!

Not even Allura could say it was ok with a straight face

Keith was mad! (And stupid looking)

He'd put her in her place. Notice the swollen lip?

They all made up though. Maybe it's cause they all walked into that face flattening door.

As a final note, a girl in a dissolving outfit can only do so much to save a crappy story.
Especially if she's constipated.


- Mood:
gloomy


Omelet
Hard Boiled
Poached
Seperated
Comments
My eyes burn.
My brain burns.
Whoever drew this issue should burn.
My sixteen year-old sister could draw a better looking issue. It seems like the people working on this comic just stopped caring all together at the end.
Let us weep together.
Weep.
I know I didn't
Ah well, at least you'll have the complete collection including the issues that didn't suck!
Zariel
This was a rush job and apparently DDP really didn't care about the outcome. You would think that they would have made it look professional. I have more contempt for these people now more than ever.
What you all need to do is put some steamy dog shit into the bag they sold you that comic in, and then leave it on the artists' doorstep. This way the giving of crap goes full circle.
It's frightening, but I dare some some of my craptacular fan art is better than this slop. And that's saying something.
I have more to say about the story aspect of it in cheezey's LJ, seems how her review dealt more with that. Anyway, I'm going to save myself about $3 and skip this last-minute crap fest. Thanks for the warning!
--Purrsia
fandom: you suck!
Marie: **whimpers** I do not! Someone coddle me!
fanbois: Um... we'll try....
Marie: I AM GREAT!
publishers: comic cancelled
Keith's robeast-molested hair is also beyond salvation.